Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Seven Degrees Of Punky

In an attempt to lighten the mood around here, let's bring in some Punky Power. In exciting news, my fellow transpondster Lindsay announced today on the way back from lunch, that The Britster had a new album coming out this June. We are all OF COURSE awesome, and do not listen to Britney, nor can we quote lyrics to her songs about threesomes or ma**ur***ion (like being "down with 3P"...which is the AWESOMEST line from the song about threesomes that I've never heard).

Lindsay felt the need to explain why she was Wiki-ing Britney, and it's because I got her Wiki-ing Punky the other day, and she ONLY ended up Wiki-ing Brit somewhere in the seven degrees of Punky.

I believe you Lindsay!

Nothing was cooler...NOTHING...than Punky when I was little. The other day I was thinking about her. I realized her living arrangement was with some single old man who let Punky come live with him and gave her some strange seesaw bed thing. Ew. So i Wiki'd her to feel better, which I quickly did. Because they vindicated Henry (her uncreepy foster dad) and also reminded me why girls my age rule (except for the ones that suck). Here's what we were raised on, per Wiki:

"Her declaration of, and reliance on 'Punky Power!' gave way to the realization that intelligence, common sense and a strong will can get one out of any problem."

I told my friend that, had it not been for Punky, we'd only believe that BOOBS could get you out of any problem! My boobs have never helped me as much as common sense and a strong will ever did.

Although once, during a promo (I will not say which gig), a man gave me a 20 "just for standing there." Pretty much his words. Note that my boobs weren't even peeking out of anything. I was wearing a regular shirt. I texted Rebf that this promo was lucrative, and that my boobs would be buying him some Panda Express. I told him with a slow nod.

While I'm sure he thought I was physically attractive enough, Rbf was most drawn to my Punky qualities. Long live the Brewster.

2 comments:

Lins said...

I don't usually leave comments, I'm more of the stalker type, but today I'll make an exception.I will give you this little gem...the six degrees of Punky Brewster to Britney Spears via Wiki:
1. First you must wiki Punky Brewster.
2. Then read for a while and click on the link to sitcom, it's true, I was so bored at work I was clicking all the links and decided to see what the history of 'sitcom' was. This was probably the same day I finished the internet.
3. From sticom click 'Hannah Montana'. After that cool you tube video I showed you of thos hot gay boys singing to party in the USA and rolling in the waves, you know I was curious about Hannah Montana!
4. From there, click Disney, like I said before I was bored and clicking a lot of links.
5. From there click 'Mickey Mouse Club House'. I will admit, when I saw this link I was hoping it would link me to a little Britney, Justin and Christina.
6. Click Britney Spears!
There you go, the 6 degrees from Punky to Britney, I know you couldn't sleep tonight if I didn't tell you!
Oh, and yes, I was so bored again today, that I followed the wiki path again just to make sure I got it right for you!!

Marianne & Clayton said...

We have been renting seasons of How I Met Your Mother on DVD from the library. We just watched the episodes that Britney guested on and I loved her to pieces. Even though she was a horrible actress. Still, so fun. I think that's her appeal. Always likable, no matter how bald and/or crazy she gets.